BUT now Mr. Sean Kinlock has arrived and our journey begins. First we start it off in London today. We'll see where the Queen lives, Big Ben, Parliament, and all that jazz. Grab a brew at the pub, meet some British girls (hopefully with good teeth), and so on.
This morning we had tea and crumpets! The crumpets were actually really good. Its a cross between an English muffin and a bagel. We're going to start a crumpet sandwich shop called Crumpets n Stuff. Watch out America.
Wild Tangent: Worst people to sit next to on a plane: Two extremely overweight British people with a 2 year old toddler that cries. Think about it. Doesn't sound bad? Well guess what...they smell bad too. And the baby just pooped. Yep, terrible.
I know I'm lacking in photos but trust me they will be up soon.
LASTLY............................................
World Cup Championship = The Netherlands vs. Spain
Where will Cyrus and Sean be? Oh, we'll be in Amsterdam with Andy Chung and Patrick Collins....speechless. Many pictures to come...if I survive.
A little creative writing: A fish swims. Darts through the ocean like an arrow cutting through the wind. A shark appears from the abyss, floating into the path of the unsuspecting fish. At the last moment, the fish realizes its destined path will end in the jaws of hammerhead shark, who actually likes classical music, not hardcore music as some would expect. The hammerhead clamps his jaws shut, grinding the fish to chum. 10 minutes later the shark dies because it was a poisonous blow fish. Dumb shark, Darwin bitch.
Cyrus
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